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Three Men in a
Car
At St Gabriel the three members of the advance party were waiting
to welcome the regiment with the air of seasoned campaigners, which,
indeed, was what that old cavalryman Sgt Millroy was. This is the
story of their adventures and misadventures :-
We left Angmering on that dull Sunday evening, June 11th, in
a light reconnaissance car so humped with its equipment, our
equipment, unit signs, extra petrol and" Compo" rations that it
might have been mistaken for an overburdened camel. In other
characteristics, however, it was to bear greater resemblance to a
mule. We expected to find 227 Brigade in its hotel on the front at
Worthing, and eventually traced it to a park by the Horsham road,
where the car was put in convoy with a large board strapped to its
front and we were put to bed until 3.30 a.m. That morning was cold
but splendidly fine. We drove through a sleeping countryside, and
stopped at Sutton for "char" and "wads". Northeast of Clapham Common
we stopped again, but only the car knew why. No fault could be found
in the petrol system, and the plugs were sparking. More petrol was
poured in and stirred violently, a whim of the driver which was
presumably successful, for the engine started and ran well enough
for Kay to maintain a terrifying pursuit of the convoy, guided by
the route boards " S " and "T " over Waterloo Bridge, through
central London and out on to Lea Bridge Flats. Oxford Street was
crossed against the red light and at 50 miles an hour while a
policeman held up other traffic. At Lea Bridge Flats we caught up
the convoy, and again the engine died out. Unfortunately, after
persuasion and blowing, we arrived at the old Territorial camp at
Purfleet in such good running order that it seemed silly to take the
car to the overworked R.E.M.E., and two days later Kay, on his way
to the unknown dock at the end of route "M ", found himself in the
middle of Dagenham with an unresponsive vehicle. Three hours passed,
the car was towed to the City of London Workshops, the wrong dock
party was notified, and in the evening Kay and car arrived at
Millwall, where his irate crew waited, and whence the MTS had
sailed. The night was passed in the customs sheds and the next day
in awaiting the arrival of an LST, on to which we drove the only
"funny-looking" vehicle among a cargo of R.A.S.C. three-tonners and
staff cars. The voyage was down the Thames, through the Straits of
Dover at night, along the coast to Portsmouth-a magnificent day of
lazing on deck, listening to the news of the battle, writing and
reading and across to France. Our introduction to Normandy was a
smoke screen and a solitary attempt at low-level bombing, at which
everybody stood gaping on deck. We drove in darkness across the
sands and on and on, following the shape in front, until morning
found us in the middle of nowhere and certainly at the wrong report
point. However, by mid-morning we had reached divisional
headquarters, which already displayed signs about not raising
dust.
The regimental area (never used by the regiment) was a few
hundred yards away, across two or three fields, but owing to the
traffic system the journey was more than a mile by road. It was a
farm which was unapproachable for half the day because it was beyond
the one spring in the area and therefore the rendezvous, it seemed,
of every water truck east of Bayeux. The first night we slept in a
field, and woke wet. Thereafter we shared an outhouse with the
cattle. There we stayed for seven days - unitless, midway between
the coast and the Battle of Cheux.
Having a splendid ration system (it allowed a fair surplus), and
ability to speak the tongue, and three sets of earphones through
which the farm people and an increasing number of their friends
could listen to the news in French, we were soon properly "feet
under" with the farm, the laundry girl and the barber. Our days
consisted of searching for ammunition that had been left about by
the Germans; driving down to the beach to see whether the regiment
had arrived on the tide; visiting divisional, corps and army
headquarters (in chateaux of increasing magnificence); being
constipated; and fetching mail until we were surrounded by it. In
the evenings, we had the company of the people of Vienne en Bessin
from 9.15 ("lci Londres") until midnight, at which time the bombing
of the coast was deemed to have ended and Madame la Fermiere would
order "Au lit" in such a military fashion that none refused. The two
most vivid memories of these days are of digging the car out of an
immense dung pit, into which Kay had tactlessly backed it, and of
listening to the peculiar gurgle of the large shells fired from the
battleships in Arromanche Bay at Germans fifteen miles away. In
spite of the sound of the shells and the sight of the Allies' big
bombing raids, this life was altogether too much like an exercise to
last. We were ousted by a mapmaking unit and relegated to a ditch
outside St Gabriel. The next day, unannounced, the regiment
arrived. The holiday in France was over.
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